Derby = Too Many Juleps

The best part of the Kentucky Derby: for one day, a man can comfortably and authoritatively order multiple Mint Juleps. You know what I'm talking about. Then, with a MJ in each hand, you can scream at the television hoping the horse with the coolest name (in your opinion) gallops to victory. That said, The Atlantic has a well-written write-up to the tasty concoction.