This Is Why We're Fat... And Stupid

Picture: NY DAILY NEWS

Domino's Pizza has announced their new recipe pizza/marketing blitz has led to an "unprecedented" 14.4% sales increase. That, my friends, is beyond depressing. Has anyone besides me tried this pizza? Sure, the crust looks a little shinier and the sauce is a hint better, but -- wait for it, wait for it -- it still sucks! Seriously, it is still horrible.

Now, if we are comparing to other crappy national chains like Pizza Hut and Papa John's... hmm. They all suck. But, is the new recipe Domino's better than its rivals? I smell taste test coming to SG in the not so distant future...