Tuesday, April 5, 2011


The good people at Bru's Wiffle have offered me a once in a lifetime opportunity and I need your help. If enough customers visit the Santa Monica waffle haven in the next month and order "The Unemployed Eater Breakfast Sandwich," they will officially add the currently off-the-menu special sandwich of awesome to the regular rotation.

Well, sure, I'd love to help this worthy cause, Mike, but what the hell is in The Unemployed Eater Breakfast Sandwich? Glad you asked. The sandwich consists of scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, avocado and well-done slabs of bacon... all between two thin and delicious waffles. Don't be afraid to use the side of maple syrup as well -- honestly though, this tasty behemoth really only needs a light sprinkling of the stuff.

So there you have it. Please drive, run, ride the bus, bike, roller blade, scooter or crawl down to Bru's soon. Order The Unemployed Eater Breakfast Sandwich and a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice (so the meal can be considered health conscious). Devour. Enjoy. Tip. Repeat.

NOTE: Bru's is perfect for celebrity-obsessed, fly-over state visitors. I once saw an "Amazing Race" contestant there.
2408 Wilshire Blvd.
Santa Monica, CA 90403

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