Next Weekend I Will Eat Like An Idiot at the Half Moon Bay Pumpkin Festival (Again).

Over 200,000 people attend Half Moon Bay's gourd extraordinaire, the annual Half Moon Bay Art & Pumpkin Festival. I am very excited this year I once again will be amongst the masses. And just like two years ago, in which I consumed an impressive 11 pumpkin-twanged foodstuffs and drinkstuffs in less than 48 hours, I plan to eat as much AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. I will not let you guys down. Check back here afterwards for visuals of all the things that created my sure to emerge pumpkin food-belly.

Want to attend yourself? You totally should. It's the bestest. Info here.